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I think it's super convenient that all entities in WordPress are stored in one table. And that all meta data is in another table. I mean, why would you even need hundreds of tables if only 2 are enough?
And if everything is global, you can access anything anywhere! Such good design patterns!
And having all URL's hard-coded in the database makes migration so much easier.
It's backward compatible to wp0.0.1, so no need to buy an expensive new site! Just upgrade your 10-year old php3 site in a jiffy! Brilliant engineering!
Plugins: we have that! You can use all our super well documented and consistent hooks and filters.
Multisite and multi language from the core? We don't need that! We have plugins for that. Brilliant!
And the loop... Don't you just love the loop? Yay!
Why bother templating when you can buy it? No coding required! Generate it all inline! Yay!
I love WordPress so much that I'm going to get a unicorn humping a wp logo tattoo.
Yay!
Yay!


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